Does anyone know how much a 600-pound concrete cow is going for on the black market?  Asking for a friend.

A facebook post from the North Olmsted Police Department in Ohio has started to go viral.  (Side note: the phrase "going viral" doesn't exactly stir up excitement anymore.)  Apparently, their local Chick-Fil-A is missing their 600-pound, concrete mascot.

The police department posted this last Saturday evening,

We'd like to report a cownapping!!! Last night, the 600 pound concrete cow that overlooks the Chick-fil-a drive through either left for greener pastures or was stolen. We are leaning toward stolen. It is a black and white cow similar to the one pictured below. If you see it wandering around or in a friend's Snapchat post, please give the North Olmsted Police Department a call. It would be our pleasure to solve this crime for Chick-fil-a!!!

If you can't see the full facebook post below click here.

This strange caper leaves me with 2 questions.

#1. Why?
#2. How?

If anyone can help me with those questions, I will be able to sleep at night.

Ohio...STOP IT.

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