Two very confused teens tried to get busy in a police department.

At 2:45 in the morning dispatchers at the Oxford Police Department heard voices coming from their stairwell.  Police officers responded to the call from inside their own department according to Journal-News,

A male and a female were found in the stairwell and were asked for identification. Asked what they were doing there, the male replied, “We were just kissing.” Officers could see several licenses in his wallet when he was asked for ID and he had a Michigan license.

The teens smelled of alcohol and both presented fake ID's to the police officer.

One of the teens were certain that they were in the stairwell of her dorm.  The office explained that not only were they in a police department, but everything they were doing was caught on camera.  They were eventually released according to Journal-News,

Both were issued summons for disorderly conduct, offenses concerning underage persons and transported to Miami residence halls and released into the custody of friends.

Ohio...seriously, stop it.