Ever leave your house with that 'forgetting something' feeling?  

I wonder if that's what happened to this unidentified Lakewood, Ohio man on Sept 2nd.  He showed up to Dewey's Pizza around 10:24 PM wanting to buy a beer.  I don't know if he had any other clothing on.  But I do know that he had no pants.  Which makes me wonder, why did he put his wallet?  The police did catch up with the thirsty and pantless man according to Cleveland.com,

Police found the man in a nearby apartment, cited him for disorderly conduct while intoxicated and released him at the Lakewood Emergency Department.

In this guy's defense, I've left the house a million times without my wallet.  I seem to never realize that I forgot a form of payment until I'm trying to pay for something.  It's pretty frustrating.  I mean, I have pants on.  Just no wallet.  OK, not a good defense for that guy.

Ohio...STOP IT.