Justin is proof that two ugly parents don't make a pretty baby. Justin grew up in a trailer park in Washington State with dreams to become an NBA player. When he only grew to be 5'8", his dreams of becoming rich and dunking basketballs were shattered. Justin then took his on-the-court trash talking skills to the podcast world where he discovered a career in the radio industry, leading to Producer roles on two well-known Seattle morning shows. Justin is the newest member of the show and by far the least talented. His huge head has earned him the nicknames "Heady Murphy" and "Head Sheeran". Justin is married to a woman way hotter than him, has a dog named Grizzwald and cat named Goose. Justin spends his free time riding motorcycles, schooling old guys on the basketball court, and eating food that makes his stomach hate him.
Kyle Busch and Joey Logano Fight on Pit Road After the Kobalt 400
Fight Fight Fight! Why is the best part of Nascar alway the fights and crashes? Guess what!? There was a little fight this weekend.
Valentine’s Dance Canceled Because of an Ordinance Banning Dancing Near a Church
Apparently it is illegal to dance in this city. Wait until you see this video, these people are on a whole new level of hilarious.
Check Out How Producer Justin Looked On His Wedding Day
Today Justin shared way too much info and got mocked for looking ridiculous on his wedding day.
Real Estate Agent Busted For Having Sex In Client’s Home
Have you ever had sex at work? This real estate agent sure has... she was just caught having sex at a house she just sold.
You’ve Probably Never Heard A Sink Make This Sound Before
This sink is crying..or screaming..or dying. I can not take this sound any longer. Do you know why this damn sink is making this noise?
Police Investigating A New Jersey Golf Tournament That Included Strippers
Would you go golfing if there were strippers present? I don't golf much, but I think this may help me gain interest... maybe.
Crazy Old Man Smashes Out Car Window Over A Landscaping Dispute
Old man gets upset about a driver so he chose to take out a stick and break the drivers windows. The old man is not afraid of going to jail because as he says "I am too old for that sh!t!" Enjoy the video!
The Justin Life Story Generator
Justin's life stories seem a little crazy for most of us to believe, Unfortunately his stories are real and quite funny.