Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
This Man Got Busted Having Sex With a Donkey
This guy wanted a piece of ass.
Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee – Victim Says No She Didn’t
This woman is a little spitfire. Emphasis on "fire."
Nuclear Power Plant Holds Bikini Contest to Hire Interns
Ahh, the lengths people will go to fetch coffee and make copies.
Dingbat Tries to Use Monopoly ‘Get Out of Jail’ Card in Real Life
There have been changes in Monopoly, but this isn't one of them.
Man Hit By Bus Gets Up, Walks to Bar Like It’s NBD
If anyone deserves a drink, it's this guy.
This Wildly Energetic Dancing Gorilla Is Everything Right With the World
This gorilla is all monkey business. And the Internet loves it.
Mom Drops Daughter for College Orientation, Hangs With Football Team
There are cool moms and then there's this lady.
Guy Jailed for Selling Fake Drugs Says He’s ‘Doing God’s Work.’ Alrighty, Then.
This fake drug dealer is working for a "high"-er authority.
Wanted Man Accused of Pooping on Arrest Warrant
This guy is you-know-what out of luck.
Cover Boy Tom Brady Gives ‘Madden Curse’ Metaphorical Middle Finger
It takes a special kind of chutzpah for someone in Boston to poo-poo the idea of a curse, but Tom Brady isn't your run-of-the-mill New Englander.