The 5 Best Places To Get Punched In The Face In Kalamazoo
Relatively speaking, Kalamazoo is not a violent city. However, there are a few areas you are likely to get punched in the face.
Milham Park – E Kilgore Rd Near Lovers Ln
CrimeMapping.com shows multiple assaults and a disturbing the peace call in just the last couple weeks at Milham Park. Just stand around for a couple hours, you might get punched in the face.
West Douglas – Ravine Rd to Alamo Ave
It’s like the Oprah Show of getting punched in the face. You get a punch….and you get a punch. That’s the very technical way of saying that MANY assaults have recently been reported in this small area.
Kalamazoo Station – Downtown
Whether you’re getting your train ticket punched or your face, the Kalamazoo Station is a big hit downtown. See what I did there? Sorry, I’m feelin’ a bit punchy.
Northside – Interfaith Blvd
Just a hop, skip and a punch from the West Douglas Neighborhood there were quite a large number of assaults reported on Interfaith Blvd in the Northside Neighborhood.
Vine Neighborhood – Park St and Walnut
Well ain’t that a kick in the head. The Vine Neighborhood looks way to nice to get punched in the face during a visit. However, assaults galore have been reported this month.