Using Google Trends, we now know what cities in Michigan watch the most porn.  Do you live in one of these cities?

According to Roadsnacks.net,

In order to rank the cities which watch the most porn, we simply had to see which cities searched for porn the most in Michigan over the last 10 years or so. Using Google Trends, it’s pretty easy to figure it out, actually.

Here are the 5 cities in Michigan that have too much time on their hands.  See what I did there?

 

  • 1

    Southgate

    Population: 30,047

    Google search index: 100

    Southgate is on the South East side of the glove.  In fact, residents can see Canada from their houses when they're not on the internet.

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  • 2

    Allen Park

    Population: 28,200

    Google search index: 79

    Allen Park, MI is just outside of Dearborn.  I'm noticing an East coast trend here.

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  • 3

    Davison

    Population: 5,173

    Google search index: 76

    Davison, MI is a suburb of Flint.  The population has been dropping over the last decade.

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  • 4

    Harrison Township

    Population: 24,879

    Google search index: 68

    Once called "The Boating Capital of Michigan," Harrison Township now has the honor of being #4 in the state for watching people dock their boats in friendly waters.

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  • 5

    Westland

    Population: 84,942

    Google search index: 67

    The East side represents once again!  Westland is just West of Detroit but far North of the rest of the state in watching people do naughty things on the internet.

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